So in this post I fully embarrass myself with some photos I selected of my childhood to scan. This is a long post and I don’t need to clutter up the blog with all these photos, so make the jump after the first photo to see them all.

Baby’s first bath! Well one of them. Here is my ass hanging out from under the shower curtain. I hope I won’t get sent to jail for posting child pornography of myself? My face is hidden to protect the innocent, though I’ve already told you it’s my ass haven’t I?

I probably vomited shortly after this photo was taken.

Yes please, I’ll take the whole bottle thank you!

After drinking the whole bottle I entertained the crowd with my balancing skills.

Clearly a choking hazard. What were my parents thinking?

I enjoyed putting things on my head.

Keep laughing, we’ll see how funny it is when I punch you in your nuts!

It’s fun to stay at the YMCA! (I’m in the back)

Here I model the Superman Underoos (on the left), cause Underoos are fun to wear.

Hey Uncle, I can see your jock-strap!

Here I pose for one of my father’s artsy fartsy photos.

Here I pose as a poser.

Ahh, the old launch ramp! BTW I made that sweatshirt in home ec that year.

I always had great knockers.

My brother and I with Santa! Merry Christmas!