So in spite of the fact that I swore off Cheesecake Factory for awhile, the BF and I went there for dinner. We got a gift card for Christmas, we decided to go make a dent in it. We made a big dent in it! Unlike my past two trips there, the food was amazing this time. Unfortunately we ate a bit too much and I ended up with a bit of a tummy ache after. We had contemplated going to see “Dream girls” after dinner, but given my stomach ache and not wanting to go into the theater just as the movie started and be faced with hunting for seats, we nixed it.

We came home and I was pooped. I decided I needed to just lay on the couch and watch something, though nothing was on. I checked out the free movies on “On Demand.” After weighing my options, one of which included the cheesy and terrible “Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” I decided to go with “Zardoz.” I’m not sure why. I KNEW it was just as bad, though I had never seen it. However it was shown at a local bad movie night feature in Philly once, so I knew it couldn’t be good. All I knew about it was that Shawn Connery paraded around in next to nothing through the whole move.

So we watched the movie. It went on and on and on. It was about absolutely nothing. I think it is like “The Wall,” you have to be on drugs to understand it. Every time it got to a point where you thought “this has to be the end” it just kept going on and on like that final performance in Xanadu. They have similar names, something I don’t think is a coincidence.

Here is hoping that someone in Hollywood never comes up with the idea to remake this pile of steaming crap.

Dustin