Okay now that I have your attention, you filthy dirty minded people! I made a slight mistake today and caught a lot of people off guard.
Today I finally decided to get my butt to the gym to use some weight machines. For weeks I’ve done nothing but run, though it has served me well. I noticed at the gym I was able to do much more on the machines, all upper body stuff, than I had before . . . and it’s been weeks since I went!
Okay that isn’t the point of the post. As I was driving to the gym I realized I was hungry, I had only had breakfast. I decided to indulge in some junk. I mean if I’m going to eat bad, might as well do it and then go right to the gym. I went to Five Guys Burgers and Fries. This is a chain that actually started in Northern Virginia where I grew up and in the past year has expanded to the Philly metro area and beyond. It’s probably not widely known at this point. Well as I was eating I decided to post to Twitter, which of course is linked to my FaceBook account. I posted . . .
“having five guys before the gym. So good!”
Yeah, let the confusion and comments begin. After I left the gym I found out I had comments like “Ummmm, you did what?” “What did exactly did you do with five guys?” “You had five guys and time to Twitter?”
Nasty dirty people, get your mind out of the gutter! Please I’m as pure as freshly fallen white snow. I’m so virginal I glow on the off chance I enter a church.
But seriously, visit the Five Guys Burgers and Fries website and see if there is a chain near you or coming anytime soon. If you’ve never had them, run, don’t walk there. They have the best burgers you will ever eat, guaranteed. Just a fair warning, their burgers are double patties, so if you don’t want that much, get the “little burger” which is a single patty. Also if you are watching what you eat, um, avoid looking at their nutritional information at all costs!
Go on, indulge yourself, have some Five Guys and then go tell your friends things like . . .
“I had five guys the other day and it was amazing”
“I just can’t wait to have five guys again”
“I love the taste of five guys”
“My mouth is watering for five guys”