So I think I am the only person in America who did not watch Britney cry her eyes out to “sockless” Matt Lauer. I just couldn’t force myself to watch her. I will admit proudly that I actually like Britney Spears. Okay let me clarify, I think she makes some fun pop tunes that are great to dance to. Her ballads suck monkey balls and that Onyx Hotel Tour special on HBO? Click, I couldn’t stand it. I do like her dance songs and I loved playing her stupid videogame she put out a few years back. If you missed it, basically you were auditioning to dance with Britney and eventually got to face off with the pop-princess herself. It was basically a Simon says game, but I will never forget playing the thing and shouting obscenities at the TV and Virtual Britney as my roommate Danielle was on the phone with her mom saying “Mom, Dustin is cursing out Britney Spears.” Anyways, I like Britney, but she is dead to me right now. Dead dead dead until she drops that wife beater, socks with flip flops piece of white trash Po-Po K-Fed. DEAD!
I just got back from the dentist. I am SO HUNGRY but my mouth is numb all over. If I eat something I’m afraid I will do some serious damage to my tongue. I’ll just wait. The dentist was far less painful than it normally is. My mother went earlier in the week, perhaps she told him to double up on novocaine because he doesn’t use enough normally.
Driving back from the dentist I got a few giggles. First was from a commercial on the radio. In the DC area we have a food chain called Jerry’s Subs and Pizza. Well their commercials always feature celebrity voice impersonators talking about Jerry’s mouthwatering cheesesteaks. At the end of the commercial one of the “celebrities” always says “Celebrity voices have been impersonated.” Well the latest commercial features our current President George W. At the end of the commercial he says “Celebrity voices have been impersonation.” Hehehehe. The second thing that gave me a chuckle was a bumper sticker I saw on someone’s car. It said “Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church.” Damn, it takes balls to drive around Virginia with that on your car! I’m sure someone will key that car or wreck it. I admit, sometimes I see bumper stickers on people’s cars and I’d just love to ram into the back of them.
Dustin
I didn’t watch either. I am TOTALLY NOT interested in anything SHE has to say!
I LIKE TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!
I’ve never been a fan of Britney’s, but I watched because there was simply nothing else on at 8. She didn’t do herself any favors by requesting that interview. For God’s sake, would it have been so difficult to spit out the gum for the interview? Not saying there’s anything wrong with chewing gum, but there’s definitely a time when it’s inappropriate. It just added to the ignorant hick image that the papparazzi are portraying her as now.
Loved the bumper sticker! I’m the same way- wanting to smash into cars with obnoxios stickers on their cars. *G*
I didnt watch it either, but mostly because I forgot.
I like her dance hits too…..I do have her CDs in my car, and I do enjoy listening to her music sometimes.
She used to be a beautiful girl as I saw when I watched a Instyle show on her, now she looks disgusting. Its not the weight though, it is the way she presents herself.