So I have been sticking to my diet pretty well. I’ve been losing about 1/2 a pound a day, no carbs! To the left is my latest “trial.” It’s a carbless burger. The green stuff is “spinach bread.” It’s basically spinach and egg, you bake it, it makes a spongy kinda “bread.” It actually doesn’t taste like much at all. It is just so you can eat the burger like a sandwich, not with a fork and knife. I assume you can use the fake bread to make other sandwiches, I didn’t try.

I attempted to have one carb meal today (Suzanne lets you eat carbs in certain combos, with veggies only). I attempted to make a whole wheat pitta pizza, using “Veggie Shreds” cheese. That was a disaster. First the stuff tastes nothing like cheese, it tastes more like a waxy substance. Second the package says “melts great!” which it did not. The little shreds stuck to one another, but did not actually melt. I don’t want to put anything like that in my body!

Meanwhile, Mr Annoying Car Dealer has called me every hour today! I’ve been ignoring them, thinking they’d take the hint and stop calling. This sucker is persist ant. I HATE talking on the phone to almost anyone, so I came up with a solution. If you call me and get my voice mail, this is what you now get . . . .

Hi! . . . . . . .

If you are a car dealer then I regret to inform you I’m no longer looking to purchase a car at this point in time.

Anyone else, sorry I missed your call. Please leave your name, number and a quick message and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!

Dustin