So last night I watched NBC’s “Poseidon Adventure” remake. Honestly, why did they bother remaking the movie? It was soooooooooo boring! The remake that is. The original is just cheesy. Sure they changed some things, but I still didn’t see why they had to remake it. Frankly if they were going to change who survived and who died, kill the bishop and let Mrs. Rosen survive! That poor woman, no she’s really not a very good swimmer is she. Oh and you can’t have “The Poseidon Adventure” without that horrible song “There’s got to be a morning after.” Also Robocop really should get a new agent, he was in the movie for all of five minutes. Oh, and did C. Thomas Howell get old or what!

It makes me nervous for my upcoming yearly cruise in January. My friend is already telling me how I am going to get robbed by pirates. I’m like it’s “Carnival,” this isn’t the rich people cruise. If pirates decide to rob “Carnival” then they are pretty lousy pirates.

Now I am worried about being bombed by a terrorist 🙁 Drowning has to be the most horrible way to die in my opinion, which makes me wonder why in the hell I would ever want to get on a boat.

Dustin