So just in case you can’t tell by the title of this post, it’s going to be discussing some adult matter, in an albeit funny way. You were warned!

Some people might not even know what “Skinamax” means. You might have been too old (is that a rude way of putting it?), or you might be too young. In this day and age the word probably means nothing to many of you youngins. However before Al Gore invented the internet, for a lot of us “Skinamax” along with “Showtime After Dark” was the only way to get our hands on some porn! It was as lewd as cable could get back then, airing the dirty movies Fridays or Saturdays late at night. I quickly caught on to this when I noticed my father setting the VCR (as in the BetaMax) for some late night movies. To my surprise it was not “Friday Night Videos” as I was expecting! (surprise, sorry mommy!) (oh hell, not that much of a surprise, they let me watch “Porkys!”)

Well I soon became a big fan of “Skinamax” and “Showtime After Dark.” Some of my favorites where this old show “Eros America” which was the predecessor to “Real Sex.” They also used to show an awful lot of AWFUL Eurotrash movies like the “Emmanuelle” movies. I also remember this stupid German movie that was supposed to take place in Texas called “Oops I Forgot My Pants.” However one quickly became my favorite . . . . “Cinderella” which was made in 1977. Not only was it an “adult” film, but it was a 70s disco musical! Hello! This classic features songs like “Grab It,” “My Kingdom Won’t Cum” and “Do It To Me.” It is the most laughable and hilarious thing ever . . . I love it. I mean the movie features a male “fairy” godmother who gives Cinderella “snappin pussay.” The film actually features the line “You not only have tits and ass, and a pretty smile, but I done gave you a snappin pussay!” Loves it!

Sadly you can’t find it anywhere, not on DVD or VHS, but only eBay for like 100 bucks a pop (last I checked). Oh but Dustin was wise! Dustin recorded this off Skinamax long ago! Dustin has the VHS tape still! Dustin plans to burn this to DVD when he gets back to Jersey (as he plans to bring the VHS back home with him). Dustin wonders how rich he could get before he’s arrested?

Oh, you know you want a copy!

7 Replies to “Skinamax”

  1. A “Cinderella” skinamax movie…you just can’t possibly go wrong with that! Not sure if I can stop giggling at the world class writing to actually formulate a thought! Enjoy your movie:)

  2. I do, I want a copy. LOL That has to be hilarious and I’m sure there is some way to make a drinking game out of it.

  3. I was one of ‘those ones’ who used to watch porn on channels we didn’t get, so I would pretty much go cross eyed trying to watch between the fuzz and squiggly lines, ,hehehe.

  4. i remember this movie from when i was a kid!!! i recall seeing it listed in the TV Guide and thinking, “Oh fun!! They made a live action movie out of Cinderella! I can’t wait to watch it!” Of course, I wasn’t allowed when my older brother discovered it was an adult film and he was an adult and I was not…. i am drooling for a copy!!!

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