It’s been hard to blog on vacation, usually I get on the PC in the morning right after waking up and the only thing I’m doing is working on the soap page. As luck would have it today the internet in the room isn’t working, so I’m typing this on note pad to post when it does work.

Yesterday we all took it easy during the day, way too much partying the night before. Walked around, I took some more photos. I’ll post my photos when I return, it is just easier that way as the upload in the hotel, even on high speed connection, is slooooow.

Last night we hit Bourbon St. again. It was PACKED! Shannan’s husband felt the need to go to a titty bar last night to balance out all the penis we saw the night before. My only request that it be a classy one, I was not privy to stick floors. We finally settled on one that didn’t look TOO expensive but was at least nice. Walked in, it was pretty dead, sat up near the “stage” area. I looked at was on stage and bit my tongue. About four girls in Nica and Shannon return from the bathroom and say “We think that one girl used to be a guy.” I’m like so was the one in the corner over there. They’re now all looking at the girls around the room trying to figure it out. I said “Just looks for the ones wearing chokers of some type.”

We left there, it was kinda boring anyways, the girls (some were real) seemed bored. One yawned on stage lol. My first experience at a titty bar and I’m like “half of them bought their whoo haas, up top and down below!”

We then went to this other frat boyish bar which is kinda fun. Some girl with shots basically grabbed me, stuck them in her mouth and then poured them into mine. My friends thought it was very humorous. Later some girl put her boobs on my head, yelled “Say my name bitch!” and then blew jello shots into my mouth through a tube. They were impressed with that too. The shots were weak, didn’t phase me at all. I wonder if there was even booze in them since the guys kept buying them for the girls working there, and they can’t really be drunk on the job.

Eventually we made out way back to the gay bars, because they realized the drinks were better and they had more fun there lol. We went to one that was having a foam party. It was way fun, but later things started going on in the foam, things that shouldn’t have been. I decided we should go, the girls were way drunk and WAY interested in what was going on!

All in all a fun evening. I took it very easy as the heat here is really getting to me and I came here with migraines as is. I’m heading out now to do some shopping, which I haven’t done any of yet.

Dustin

1 Reply to “Having Fun Here In New Orleans”

  1. From what I’ve heard, foam bars tend to end up that way. I’m so grateful I’m not the one who has to clean up after!!! I went to a titty bar once with some guy friends just to see what the fuss was about. I was as impressed as you and wound up playing pool in the corner with what turned out to be members of a gang in that city. They made me an honorary member and told me that if I was ever in any trouble, to give them a call. Right.

    Anyway, glad you’re having a good time. Stay out of the heat as much as possible. Hope those headaches stay away! :0)

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